So, where are the major arguments in software engineering? Here's a few I've encountered and how I feel about them. (I'm not a journalist; I can offer up my opinion. Most journalists seem to offer up their opinion as well these days so whatever.) Of course, I try to temper my own opinions when discussing this with my mentee.
Tabs! No, SPACES! No, TABS!
This isn't as prevalent as it used to be. Other than at my university over 10 years ago I've only encountered it once in actual industry work. An engineer absolutely insisted on using tabs because one tab character took up less space on disk than four space characters. I prefer to be able to print code, open it in ANY text editor, or various other things that pretty much require uniform spacing -- which means spaces rather than tabs. The engineer who argued vehemently for tabs was also the kind of guy you'd probably expect to find hand-tuning assembly to optimize the E_UNIVERSE_HEAT_DEATH error handler mentioned below. In my opinion, one of those kind of engineers you wish would just stay in his corner mumbling about punch cards, FORTRAN, and the origin of the term "core dump."
Crystal palace coding
The idea your code (and everyone else's) must be absolutely perfect. If there's a trailing space at the end of a line it's not a NIT1 it's a giant catastrophe and "people could literally DIE if you don't fix this space at the end of the line." There's also the issue where braces go, how case statements are formatted, CamelCase vs. under_scores and other naming conventions, and numerous other horrible things that are completely swallowed by the lexical parsing stage of the compiler. Don't get me wrong though, there are good reasons to have coding standards and the dev team should also stick to the coding standards. However, since the end customer doesn't care about the coding standards at all there are probably better areas to invest which will surprise and delight the customer. The best part about these coding standards is once you switch teams or companies there will be an entirely new set of them and arguments why the new ones are the best...
E_UNIVERSE_HEAT_DEATH
Handling every single possible error case no matter how ridiculous. Sometimes I'll hear someone ask how code will handle something completely insane. My favorite is out of memory issues. "You should throw an exception if this allocation fails." -- Really? We should try to allocate an exception object after an allocation failed? How about if we just crash instead? Is it really all that bad to crash during a catastrophic error? Is someone going to catch that OOM exception and do something insanely clever with it so we can continue proper execution again? The much more likely case is the error will bubble up a few callstacks below and then someone will spend hours binary-search debugging the originator of the error code. That's an unbelievable waste of time just to adhere to someone's (I'm looking at you Bjarne Stroustrup!) ideal method of error handling. Sometimes I want to ask in response, "How do we detect if someone jams their penis into the CD-ROM tray? Should we define E_PENIS_NOT_EXPECTED and provide an appropriate message file to display helpful error text to the user? Can we DCR the CD-ROM firmware to detect illegal penis insertions?"
In summary...
I'll probably come back to this post and update it with new insights. It'll be fun to see how my views change over the years.
- NIT is short for "nitpick" in a code review. Something that certainly doesn't need to be changed unless you're churning the code again. Basically, I prefer it this way but I don't really care.
